Huevember – Day 8.

“They have made me a Lannister, Sansa thought bitterly.”

( A Storm of Swords – Sansa IV )

every other pkm gym leader: hi! let’s fight! I think [type] pokemon are really cool and strong!

ghost and psychic gym leaders: I Have Supernatural Abilities And I Will Fucking Kill You

iconic™ lines from the 2003 fma dub

hevlasxa:

damn, i need more limbs

alphonse calling himself the cursed wormy armor

I LOVE DOGS

you’re the fullmetal alchemist? im sorry sir i thought you would be fuller and more metal

i’ll break off your feet and stick them on your head

havok: ah, the classic sewer escape
roy: don’t follow him
havok: damn it i was about to jump right in

9:46am, with papers waiting for his approval and due by noon, the colonel decided to take a nap instead.

11:03am, the colonel began furiously signing the papers, all the while cursing that he didn’t have time for this.

al: you’ve changed, you’re taller now!
ed: YOU THOUGHT I’D STILL BE A RUNT WHEN I’M 18

no fair, sky, i’m the one who feels like crying

ed: let’s go, this whole castle is about to explode
al: why?!
ed: because i don’t like it

saishoguu:

I have no words,, ,

icesalamander:

Huevember – Day 10.

momoteii:

So S6 destroyed me and this pair is absolutely wholesome and precious

rocketrandom66:

nextvisibledelicious:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

god pigeons have such good coos. theyre like horoorororo. i love it. it vibrates in the chambers of my heart and awakens my soul from a slumber that was far, far too long. horoorororo

this looks like something a pokemon npc would say

I love Pidove’s call, don’t you? Horoorororo! *trainer battle guitar riff*